Thursday...WHY?!?!

It's only Thursday. It so needs to be Friday. Or, better yet, Saturday. Last night, I went to Barnes and Noble with my family (Finally!) for my birthday (which was nearly a month ago). But I got what I wanted: A book with all the breeds of dogs and a reservation for the 6th Harry Potter Book. We also got a new Get Fuzzy book and four MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000 for you non-MSties) DVDs and a gift for Christian and Eryn (A Happy Bunny book. It's pretty funny. For some reason, it was in the teen fiction section.) I have invited Christian, Eryn, and Candace to join my blog, so if you're an outsider and reading this (Fat chance, but if there would happen to be any, I'd appreciate it if you'd post a few comments) then you might notice a few wierd posts. Well, without further ado, today's question of the day:

Today's Question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. 3120 lbs.
B. That's disgusting! I don't want to know how much a woodchuck can puke out!
C. Nothing, since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
D. None of the above: it's really 5 ounces.